Nina Agdal is sucking on a popsicle as you’d expect her to…..at least how I’d expect her to…because I know you’d expect her to because it’s like simulating sucking dick and she has definitely sucked some dick, there’s no reason beyond strategic dick sucking for her existence as a model, her coverage as one of Leo’s ugliest girlfriends in his 26 year career of fucking models so people don’t find out he’s gay, her sugar babying with rich guys she mooches off by pretending to be a high paid working model, at least rich idiot guys who buy into being manipulated because they spent too much time making money or being born into money to really understand how they are being taken for a ride…or due to her popsicle skills…that she is posting to be sexual….they don’t care they are being taken for a ride because they know any girl they are with is only there for the money so as long as she’s not a public hooker and a working model…it seems more authentic for their own egos…because like big titty girls don’t like to be known for just their tits…rich dudes don’t like admitting they only get pussy cuz they are rich…

Nina Agdal is sucking this popsicle as I’d expect her to, which is because she definitely learned how to suck popsicles in the retard institution they found her at, as popsicles are a great way to reward a retard hitting rocks together in the park with its helmet on….for not doing something bad like masturbating at retard swim class or hitting other retards with you retard strength a play time…..

You know, popsicles, the retard reward…..or you can just imagine her sucking some dicks….

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Nina Agdal posted up this sweaty post workout video that based on everything I know about Nina Agdal, including that she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, it’s safe to assume she just finished this fitness class:

In the event that she doesn’t actually have Down’s Syndrome, but has just been allowing people to think she has Down’s Syndrome all these years, because it gets her preferential treatment, even some Make-A-Wish foundation level of gold digging and sugar babying in the form of being Leo DiCaprio’s public girlfriend for about 15 minutes when he wasn’t paying attention and she had all her industry publicist friends feed the story to the tabloids to increase her value….she was probably sweating in her attempt to fuck for money….pretending to be the girlfriend to some rich kid she can manipulate into thinking his rich ass scored some bikini model legit into him…and not his things…like the Hamptons house they’ve been HUNKERING down in….

She’s clearly bullshit and just can’t give up that rich person life, so she’ll end up knocked up by rich cum as they do…I mean at 30…what’s left for a bootleg, low level, Sports Illustrated Swim model no one gives a fuck about even when she was in all of their magazines…

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Danish Make a Wish Foundation survivor who’s wish was to get onto Sports Illustrated Swim before dying from her lack of a chromosome, at least that’s what her forehead is telling me, is still doing the bikini model thing, since it is easy and basically the only thing she’s ever done and unlike Genevieve Morton, who has only done Sports Illustrated Swim also, Agdal did it right….if fucking Leo DiCaprio is making to most of being in Sports Illustrated….before landing with Christie Brinkley’s pervert son into Sports Illustrated models because his mom is one and rich people all like to fuck their moms or at least girls who have the same lack of work ethic by being given handouts for being half naked in magazines their entire working life….

Point being, she’s fit, she’s still trying as she pretends to be 28 years old…but she still looks Down with Syndrome to me so I’ve named her bikini thonged ass – CORKY.

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I used to make fun of Nina Agdal and all her a retard because for whatever reason I thought she looked a little DOWNS back when she was a trending, fit, overrated Sports Illustrated model living the dream…before being a sugar baby ex Sports Illustrated model who fucks the son of a Sports Illustrated model alumni, you know because he was raised in that world and understands her line of work, even though no one is hiring this bitch, but rather she’s just cruising off her savings, his savings, his mom’s savings, I don’t fucking know, but how much could an SI Swim model who is no more really make…there’s a reason they all marry rich…and really how much could she have possibly made even at the top of her career…I get that Sports Illustrated gets brand deals they need models to star in the campaigns for…and I get that they are overpaid to do that…advertising shit…but even if she has money from that, it’s better to spend the money of the dude she’s fucking rather than her own nest egg…that’s the sugar baby way.

ANYWAY, the point of this is to say I don’t think she looks Downsy anymore, I don’t think she looks like a full retard waterhead, and that could be because of the era of everyone being a muppet….where she looks less like a muppet in her old age…or maybe her muppet injections made her lo0ok better.

She’s in a one piece leotard thing and you can see some pussy definition and I guess that’s what the SWIM model life is about…showing the pussy…

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I don’t like Nina Agdal or her long torso….and big retard forehead…even if you’re not allowed to SAY retard, you know a retard forehead when you see one….you can’t take my adjectives from me – internet.

I didn’t think she was hot when she was in her 20s scamming her way through Sports Illustreated, I didn’t think she was hot her last chance at getting an A-List baby with Leo DiCaprio when the homosexual allowed her to pretend to be his public girlfriend for about a month, so now that she’s in her 30s, no longer in Sports Illustrated, which unlike girls of the last 5 generations, I don’t think is that stamp of approval they all need to matter and exist, no matter how hard SI tries to stay relevant….if anything, even this pic that was likely on an iphone is as good as any bullshit shoot that SI has done with 20 cast and crewmembers in some luxury place being luxury…

But she is squating in a bikini, this is a FROG BUTT, but from the wrong angle, she is fit and that’s good, all while she is sugar babying Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son, because they have nice houses in nice places she can go to for her instagram smut….

That said, I know what you’re thinking and this would be better if she was peeing.

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Here’s some Nina Agdal for you to masturbate to, because she may be older and she may not have been the hottest of the Sports Illustrated models to ever happen, but she theoretically had sex with Leo DiCaprio and he is or was the coveted A-Lister to have sex with, which increased her value or at least the value of the penis she inserts in herself, assuming she ever had sex with anyone who wasn’t stupid rich, because most models don’t….unless they are doing it for some sort of social experiment or to pretend that they are still down to earth after years of making over a million dollars a year for showing up on set somewhere…it’s silly.

Now…she doesn’t work as a model…she works as a girlfriend to a rich guy who has family houses in awesome places for her to take selfies of trying to maintain her look for that rich guy to not go for a younger model, but instead make a baby in her. It’s a science!

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You know what….Nina Agdal may be old, washed up, no longer an SI model…and she may have that long torso and forehead that I used to laugh at because I am a mean spirited fuck who thinks certain people are overrated and I feel I am entitled to that right…even if it may be seen as a hate crime because I saw she looks retarded and obviously retarded is banned as a word even though it actually means something and not necessarily a developmentally challenged person…but the fact is I like mentally handicapped people better than normals…they are more interesting, less fucking dumb and have more to offer the world than just another normal…chasing the Kardashians’ next product…jerking off to the same shit porn….you see I’ve never met a mentally challenged person I didn’t like….but I have met at least every person I’ve ever met and they’ve all been collectively the same disappointing piece of shit…so called Nina a Retard is actually offensive to good people who aren’t out there sugar babying their way through life..

So…I don’t take back what I said about her head….all these years….but I will say who fucking cares about her head her body is fucking rocking..

I mean this is someone earning her fucking keep….you know if you are going to SUGAR baby be responsible and be your hottest and I would argue this is her hottest despite knowing she’s 30s years old…

I mean….I like how subtle she is in her “just adjusting my hair for the camera…opps I am in a thong…”…..you know discreet shamelessness…..maybe prepping to get in on that ONLYFANS….I mean the money she would make off that would eliminate the need for that sugar daddy Christie Brinkley she lives off of….she would be her own boss….oh how feminist and exciting…

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It pains me to say this, since I’ve hated on Nina Agdal for the last decade cuz she’s old fucking news, but the girl has found second life and a second carer as a fit as fuck hot bodied, even with her long torso and what I used to call retard forehead….

She was the Sports Illustrated SWIM model. I didn’t understand why or how she had made it into the magazine, or why they kept her in the magazine, especially since she’s from some obscure country….

She fucked Leo DiCaprio, potentially got AIDS from him, he is a gay after all, and if she did get the AIDS from him, it was likely not from sex, he is gay after all which is possibly why she’s dropped about 20 pounds, but AIDS isn’t a death sentence….so think of that when thinking of all you’d do with a jar of her bodily fluids if she was more desperate for money but instead she’s got Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son and their real estate to do this fintess shit in…

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I am the first to admit that I was a Nina Agdal hater, I don’t know why I was a hater, I don’t generally hate anything, I just find a target and run with it, and keep on going with it, until I get bored of it, and Nina Agdal, for whatever reason, I decided was some sort of sugar baby scam who didn’t deserve any recognition for being the Sports Illustrated model she became and basically committed her life to, as she hasn’t done much beyond that….unless you consider fucking or pretending to date Leo DiCaprio, despite him being a homo,something substantial…

I would go on about how she looks like a retard you’d want to fuck, even though you like fucking all retards, their drooling faces are so cute and their helmets so fun to cum on….

As it turns out, she’s got fit over the last year, her body is ripped and I like fit girls because too many girls are fat…and her body in bikini is worth staring at….the way you’d expect it to be as an SI Swim Model, only she’s old now…

This just goes to show you, all it takes is fitness for a bitch to look look amazing…so all you unfit bitches out there…get fit…

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Nina Agdal has been a pretty unimpressive model from my perspective, not for my standards, because I have no standards. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ll stick my dick in anything and you don’t even have to dare me….assuming you can manage to find it…

Point being, I thought her fitness was alright, but her big facial features that made her look creepy as shit didn’t really outweigh that and I assumed she knew she had pulled off a scam and couldn’t believe her own hype…because there was a level of hype around her…I mean she did SI…just like Chrissy Teigen…probably at the same time as that pig bitch wallet fucker….

But I guess wallet fucking is one of the requirements the SI models have in their fucking application form, because it’s a launch pad for sugar babying on a higher fucking level, not a higher level of consciousness, nothing is promoting that now that they want us all dumb fucks….but on a higher level because it allows them to get fucked by athletes.

Anyway, overrated, believes her own hype, not that hot or not…she’s starting to grow on me, even though she’s in her mid 30s, because she does fitness and I hate fat chicks, so anyone promoting fitness to end fat chicks is a fucking hero.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

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This is not Nina Agdal’s actual asshole, we’d likely need her on all fours to actually see her asshole behind the THONG she likely has on, but that doesn’t mean her ass isn’t worth staring at like she clearly wants you to stare at it, strategically styled so that you can’t tell whether it’s bare ass or just ass with bikini bottoms jacked up inside her….she’s a professional, I mean all she’s ever done is find ways to show off her body in bathing suits for attention…and she’s actually been pretty successful with it even if she’s just a sugar baby for Christy Brinkley’s son after her attempt at being a sugar baby to Leo DiCaprio feel though….so she knows how to show ass without being seen as slutty…or inappropriate for the porn site that is Zuckerberg’s favorite project to read the DMs on…

What I will say is that for a decade of her being a bikini model, I was confused, she was fit but I just didn’t understand why she was imported for Sports Illustrated…who did she know or what did she know about whoever makes the casting decisions…some random ass average looking bitch from some European country being imported to the USA for a 8 year career in the magazine…it was weird….

HOWEVER, since the pandemic, she’s got herself fit as shit and looks as good as she ever did, so after a decade of calling her Downs Syndrome due to the forehead, I’m liking what I see…proof that fitness can turn the ugly into gold…so uglies out there should try to get fit…unless they are like me and don’t care about being ugly…since we can still jerk off to hot chicks the same as we would if we weren’t ugly….EQUITY…EQUALITY…or some shit..

Either way, nice strategic posing to make me think I’m staring at the bottom of a bare ass, which for the record is going to be the NEXT trend on the streets if it isn’t already, skirts so shower, you see half the ass….don’t believe me…just watch….

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I have been pretty consistent on calling Nina Agdal a weirdo with a retard looking forehead….maybe it’s part of her Danish heritage, I don’t know if they are a retard looking people or not…but yeah, I’ve just consistently hated Nina Agdal, thought she gave off entitled cunt vibes, thanks to dating people like Leo DiCaprio, who I’ve been told is gay by multiple sources, so she likely didn’t get his CELEB AIDS, but I am sure there has been other celeb aids she’s been exposed to in being a Sports Illustrated Swim model, these girls think they are famous because of it….when really they’re not, but feed the ego and that’s what it grows up into…

I will say that despite thinking she was overrated, and eventually even fat and gross as she aged, she has spent the pandemic working out and it shows…and as it turns out, I like hot fit bodies more than I like hot faces….so keep up the fitness girl…it’s a great new approach to this being a slut thing….I mean she is fit…hard faced…but fit…as she rolls into her mid 30s.

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Nina Agdal’s got a big forehead and long torso and I’ve branded her the retard of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, only because there was a time when Sports Illustrated used hot models and not retard models, or fat models, or old lady models to pretend to be WOKE, instead of just sticking to what they’ve already been doing and maybe drawing a line in the sand that says “use instagram for the uglies in bikinis, we’ve got a standard and brand to keep”…cuz NO ONE needs to see uglies in bikinis in the magazine, it’s just pandering to people who are fucking ugly and have a dream..

IT’S NOT FAIR SHE’s PRETTY AND I WANT THAT EXISTENCE…

So yeah, make a wish foundation waterheaded NINA, is old, banged out by some rich people, but pays off nicely, cuz she can workout all day and her fit body, makes her long toros and retard head less offensive…

GOOD STRATEGY…we call it the Ashley Tisdale, ugly as shit, but at least she was fit, when she was fit….

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If you haven’t died of COVID yet, you may or may not know that 99% of people who did die of COVID had other comorbidities, I think 2 or more, which were basically all obesity reality comorbidities, like Diabetes, High Blood Pressure and obesity…I mean obviously old age, cancers and other shit that they’ve spun to try to scare you motherfuckers into following the fucking leader…..

So if you don’t want to die of COVID, not that I am a doctor, I would say that following NINA AGDAL’s behavior during the pandemic where she’s chosen fitness and is looking harder bodied and hotter, while other losers are bragging about their weight gains, their LOCKDOWN 40, their streaming and eating cake like a teenager on summer vacation, but in real life SO EXCITING…

If you’re like me, ready to die when it is time to die, because you can’t control that kind of thing, then just looking at her fit body is enough fit-spiration so that you can shame all the recently fat girls out there for not doing the AGDAL method of turning a model I never thought was hot, in fact I think she was an affirmative action hire back when that existed, before they seriously started doing “diversity” hires to save face, because she had a big enough forward to think “Maybe he’s a tard”…but now I think she’s hot….because fitness is fucking everything….and everyone out there is forgetting that and getting fat.

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I have always been pretty nasty when it comes to cumming to Nina Agdal, but that’s just because she had a long torso, a long forehead and I felt her attitude or arrogance, even before she let Leo DiCaprio cum in her ass, was just that of a cunt. You know, someone who thought she was too hot to handle, thanks to being in Sports Illustrated swim, like that fucking matters in any circles anywhere, really….they cast fat chicks and she may have been the first retard…I’ll never know her chromosome count…

But I will say that she bloated up a while ago, realized she was turning 30, COVID hit, and boom, all of a sudden she got ripped again…muscle memory shit….or maybe she’s trying to keep her rich boyfriend pumped on her so he doesn’t get new younger pussy…who cares.

I will say, she did good when she decided to do this faceless, weird back-lit nude, like she’s some kind of artist with her selfie porn, a little over the top for selfie porn sure….and definitely very offensive because she dropped a NIPPLE BUTTERFLY instead of showing the actual nipple, FREE THE NIPPLE….

I give credit where credit is due, and that’s a hot looking body, perfect for more nudes…and that’s saying something…just nothing very important….I mean who needs my nonsense commentary with a nude…just look at the nude..

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When Nina Agdal was at her peak, I really didn’t support her as a model. I thought fit body with tits and an ass but she just wasn’t that great to me. I didn’t understand why Sports Illustrated used her as much as they did, I thought maybe she had dirt on the publisher or someone in the executive team, I thought she had this attitude that she was more important or hotter than she was, like a fancy A-List model thanks to doing free shoots for SI, and most importantly, her forehead made me think she had a retardation and that SI were using her as an affirmative action type work program of inclusivity, which was a crazy concept 10 years ago, when brands weren’t using people with Downs Syndrome, who are fucking awesome, I love every Downs Syndrome person I’ve ever met and I’ve met a few thanks to the pussy I fuck being tainted….if you know what I mean…so I wasn’t saying it in a bad way, or to be derogatory to the retards of the world, since I like retards, they are kind and better than actual humans….I guess that’s a mean way of saying it…I realize they are humans….you know what I mean..FUCK OFF with your woke shit…

THe point is, after she fucked Leo for a week or two as his public girlfriend who probably didn’t fuck him at all, she bloated up like he has, I figured it was laziness, age, cocaine, giving up…..she stopped SI…married Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess is now her sugar daddy…and she was another success story of immigrant model to rich dude wife….a tale as old as time…when’s Disney going to make the movie about the American dream of important immigrants, publishing them in our magazines, then filtering to our rich…..MODERN PRINCESS things.

Then covid hit, she started working out and despite being in her 30s, is smoking hot, hotter than she’s ever been and things don’t work like that, but they have for her…

No longer a retard look, just a hot look, how weird…and exciting…

I guess this is inspo…if you’re a dog shit looking model in your 20s, don’t give up, you may get hot by 30….it happened to NINA AGDAL and she was nothing special so it can HAPPEN for you.

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Some people are movie critics, music critics, theatre critics, food critics, wine critics, well I’m a Nina Agdal critic.

I have consistently shit on her for being overrated, not worthy of being a Sports Illustrated girl, not that I think that is a high profile thing to be, but the people who are Sports Illustrated girls seem to think they are more important than other girls because of the branded stamp of approval.

I used to be a little meaner, a little angrier, a little more ruthless and I wouldn’t say I’ve got soft, because I typically think most of these people suck. I definitely didn’t get scared to be a labeled a “misogynist” that needs to be cancelled, that happened long ago an I have the freedom to reduce bitches to their cunts like society does if I want to…

I see myself as a seeker and speaker of truths, so if she was unimpressive then, I called it out by calling her a retard on some affirmative action inclusivity work program which they used to do to keep retards busy and pay them fraction of minimum wage to do it…..

But Nina pulled it off, she looks far better than she used to, despite being older. Since the pandemic she committed to fitness, I guess she needs to keep her sponsors or her boyfriend who I think sChristie Brinkley’s kid happy, to get him to cum in her so she gets that child support, and the perks of the Hamptons house and Caribbean house.

So her flashing her ass to the internet in this pic is actually kind hot, which for someone who never found her hot, is a big deal to say.

It’s some kind of Easter miracle that’s far less impressive than the actual Easter Miracle….a model got fit and looks better than she used to….probably not a miracle at all….but we’ll count it.

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I have said that Nina Agdal’s got a pretty retarded face since the dawn of her celebrity as a Sports Illustrated model….which is pretty much the only gig she had.

I was pretty confident that they hired her for woke reasons, even before woke was a thing. I think they called it work program, affirmative action, I mean I worked at a pharmacy that would hire retards to stock the shelves to keep them busy for 2 dollars an hour, which at the time appalled me….that’s SLAVE labor but it was encouraged…weird world.

As it turns out, the older she gets, the less DOWNSY she gets, maybe she had her hairline pulled down her head….or maybe when you have a hot body from fitness because you have nothing else to do and your sugar daddy’s rely on the full swimsuit model experience even in this woke time of fat chicks making it on the cover of what she surely considers her holy grail of magazines since it made her life..

So she’s done good in preserving the hot body which is really the important thing…for an aging girl because the face for all women doesn’t stand a change in preservation….but if you can keep your ass looking this good…we’re good.

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I used to call Nina Agdal a waterhead, which I guess is hate speech against retards, which I guess is hate speech against mentally handicapped people which I guess makes me an ablist, whatever the fuck that means, I’ve just seen the whining woke crying tears of outrage on the internet for anything that celebrates not being disabled as being non inclusive to those who are disabled and trying to not offend everyone is virtually impossible, plus a lot less fun than trying to offend everyone, which was pretty much the reason I started the site all those years ago….NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF WHO YOU ARE….

And laughing at a rich titty model who Sports Illustrated embraced like she wasn’t some try hard set of tits not nearly as hot as 1000s of other tits on the internet, is hardly offensive, just kicking them while they are up, jokes….

It’s not like I’m going to the retard academy of retards and making them do stunts or fight in back alleys, you know taking advantage of retards….I am just saying these bitch, who is dating Christie Brinkley or her son, which is basically dating Christie since she pays for everything, ALL THEM NICE TROPICAL HOUSES and private jet flights.

The truth is, Nina the Retard Head is looking hotter than ever….maybe it’s filters, maybe it’s post production editing apps, maybe she’s been working out during covid after getting fat, I don’t care enough to find out, I’m just looking at the fit body with tits in bikinis maintaining like her life depends on it, since it does….these models get thrown out when they age out and if they haven’t been knocked up by a rich guy, that could be a disaster for them…luckily OnlyFans will be there to carry them through the dark times, I mean they’re already whores, so why not do what you gotta do.

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I’ve been a pretty aggressive Nina Agdal hater since she first came to my attention ALL those years ago, because I really like to kick em while they are up, rather than when they are down, I am a decent guy like that….

I also hate when you can see a bitch think she’s all that because she landed the right gig, or has the interest of what they consider the right people….so it’s one of those “you may think you’re hot, and you may be running some sort of Sports Illustrated scam that I assume came from having dirt on powerful people…but you’re not”….

I’ve changed my approach to hating on these whores, because I don’t actually care if they are hot or not, I just care that they are whoring on the internet like their glory days, despite being in their mid-30s…..there is something hilarious about that.

Obviously, as the days turn into months and the months turn into years, her broken down face from a decade ago is even more broken down….it’s like an old beater of a car, it doesn’t fix itself when parked in your front yard….it just rots harder.

The only difference with these ladies than your car is that they can actually do fitness, get toned and carry a hot body into their mid to late 40s if done right, because ultimately, you fuck the body more than the face and if you don’t have the face, you best have a hot body, even if you do have the face, you can benefit from the hot body.

What I am saying is that someone who snuck into SI SWIM and never left, is still doing her best to maintain, through fitness, because without it, the people will realize that I was right and she’s been a dog faced pony boy.

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