Nina Agdal is just evidence that I am becoming a nicer person than I once was. I used to call her the downs syndrome girl from Sports Illustrated, because I still believe she is that, I just think Dog Face is a little more tame than calling someone a Downs Syndrome like it’s a bad thing, cuz it’s not, many cool people have Downs Syndrome, and in this Politically Correct era or not, making fun of Downs Syndrome is by far the last thing I want to do. They are helpless often times sweet people….when making fun of the cunts who think they are important cuz they wear bikinis and date rich dudes like sex workers…is the objective here…

They are lame, they have a serious lack of creativity, and a lack of intelligence, a lack of cleverness, and any hustle these girls have is to get half naked and fuck rich guys……to become low level famous.

It’s trash…

This one happened to be a bikini model for Sports Illustrated, cuz they don’t mind Ugly chicks…just ask Gen Morton, in an era where being a model in Sports Illustrated had a little clout…now they’ll cast anyone as they try to survive….thanks to instagram becoming a hub of all girls…most not as lame as any of their shitty models they used…with far less cunty attitude or sense of importance they got from being in Sports Illustrated, because they were this group of people that was surrounded by that ecosystem, who thought that they really fucking mattered even though the rest of the world was like “WHO?”….

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Nina Agdal has been abusing the cheques she gets from The March of Dimes, going on beach vacations and taking pictures of her ass.. because even retard’s have asses..

Just ask DYNASTYLOVEYOU.

No No…

By retard, I mean girl who I assumed was some affirmative action, inclusivity bikini model…for Sports Illustrated….cuz she had a fit body…and they were trying to be progressive..

And by retard, I mean girl who thinks she is hot but looks like she’s missing a chromosome, or has the extra chromosome, not someone actually is….

Because by retard, I don’t mean offence to actual retards, you’re not supposed to use that word to describe them anymore….but I think you can use it on someone who looks like them, but isn’t actually them…..

And by retard, I mean she’s smart enough to seduce rich guy with her special needs, special Olympics looking face and hot fit bikini model body….

So not very retarded at all…just out there manipulating all of us retards who just need some ass to secure our attention…homing in on that with laser focus all it too was ass.

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God Ol’ Nina Dog Faced Agdal, which is actually insulting to dogs, we may change her name to “Nina One Less Chromosome Agdal” which is better fitting, at least in terms of her retard looking face, doing some March of Dimes, affirmative action work program in the BIKINI Model world, because we live in a world of INCLUSIVITY..where both full retard and half retard cuz we are all semi-retarded get to go to the same school, parties, jobs…..I remember when I worked with a retard named Kevin at the horrrible stockboy job I had when I was in my 30s. I worked in a pharmacy and all these hot young girls would come in for DOUCHES or ENEMAS or LAXATIVES and openly ask me where they were because they had no respect for me, and didn’t care that I knew they had stinky cunt and were prepping for anal…It was a sad time…but Kevin…I used to troll him and his 3 dollar an hour below minimum wage by telling him the Cashier had a nipple ring….to which he’d go nuts…cuz if you know retards you know they love to jerk off at all times….maybe it was cruel, it probably was but I had no soul then and no soul now and it’s not like he used his super retard strength to choke her out and have his way with her…he was more the gentle giant type….

POINT BEING…

Nina Agdal’s back to being fit at 30 since Leo didn’t knock her up and is forced to stick with Christie Brinkley’s spoiled son who understands the model life and is heir to billions of dollars..which works of her…but he should have better taste…

Here with her hard nipples in a bikini

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Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….and despite being 40 years old…she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….like Christie Brinkley’s son, who she dates, because he is rich and understands the Bikini Model life cuz he’s mom’s a whore…so to him all women are whores…like Nina Agdal..

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….it’s a survival thing….

So despite being 40 years old…which is 100 years old in model years…not that I consider her a real model, even though she does. It’s her lifeline….

So in living up to her model fantasy of her being a model she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….in case things with Christie Brinkley’s son don’t work out….

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I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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Nina Agdal is getting lazy. You can tell by her sad flat ass as it tries to drown itself in the water….you know reaching for it….but not quite making it…in a big stretch that is clearly the most physical activity this 30 year old has got in a while…

I guess there comes a time in every fake model’s life where she turns 30, and the whole hype around her hot retard body that offset her full retard face, sort of dissipates and forces one to look at her full retard face instead of her body and ask “how did I ever find this hot”….any by “One” I mean Leo DiCaprio, who fake dated her for a while, to help her increase her profile in her last year of modeling…and I guess it worked cuz she’s moved onto a new Rich boyfriend, a son of a billionaire…who will make all her dreams come true….which are dreams of luxury and excess…even though she looks like the kid in a helmet playing with rocks cuz she doesn’t know any better..thanks to being a retard.

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Here are her tits…

Here she is in some magazine

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….

I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…

The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…

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Nina Agdal looks like she has Downs Syndrome and like she should be doing TikTok videos like the other people with Downs Syndrome…because if you’ve scrolled TikTok you’ll know that’s where Downs Syndrome makes dance videos….

Instead she’s getting half naked, a bikini version of Downs. Affirmative action, give retards a chance especially if they have hot bodies, even CELEBS like Leo DiCaprio bought into it, gave that helping hand because when you’re Leo…you need to fuck weird things to get off…cuz you’re bored of the typical hot model pussy….but still useless….but people like her….and this is her…

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I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything.

I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing.

So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday….

This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard…

She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off…

Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up…

She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men…

She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth.

So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me.

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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Nina Agdal is out here bringing the Christmas spirit in a thong panty set to show off her hot body to her fans and hopefully find relevance again now that she’s old table scraps Leo DiCaprio left in his private jet a few years ago…..

The best thing about this video is that she is wearing a mask, because SHE KNOWS what we know…and that is that she’s a butterface…Use the mask so that you don’t get distracted by her retard face….and the mask is all Christmas themed which makes it better for all of us in that Christmas spirit but also better for her than the paperbag her butter face is used to…you know more light hearted and festive…here’s to hot bodies with ugly faces taking charge for the Holiday season.

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The face of a rescue dog living their best life in their new forever home. Is this one of Michael Vick’s Pitbulls being used to protest him being awarded or recognized at some NFL event? Sign the petition because the asshole is a fucking asshole to dogs….and we hate assholes who are assholes to dog…just look at the damage done to the dog….

Or is this NINA AGDAL the girl who Leo DiCaprio’s team accidentally hired as his girlfriend for a few weeks when they were trying to showcase how good he is to the handicapped after the SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS came at him for his appropriation of HANDICAPPED people in WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE….in a “How can I be anti retards, if I stick my dick in one that has a hot body”…people these days…so sensitive.

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Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.

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I don’t keep track of Nina Agdal. She’s old, she looks like a retard to me. She’s a useless contribution to society. She’s moved in on American turf, took jobs from Americans, took eligible rich guys from America…including but not limited to Leo DiCaprio…who I double she fucked…

How fucking desperate and embarassing these sluts can be. This is what happens when you tell a dumb bitch who takes solid enough bikini pics for Sports Illustrated that she’s more than a dumb bitch in a bikini.

This social media thing has turned everyone into a dancing idiot Oprah for attention….and I just don’t understand how the rest of the world, girls especially, can look onto a cunt like this and think “She’s inspiring, I want her life’…

She literally scammed her way into a bikini magazine, then from there onto rich guy cock, and she pretends she’s an influencer, or a leader…..with something to say….get the fuck out of here Nina Agdal trash.

Here is a thong dance…which is more tolerable but bitch is still trash…doing humiliating dances…which in a way is funny, the troll of the decade….making these girls who think they are celebs and important lower themselves to dance for views…it’s kind of what I would do if I was rich and cast them for an influencer job….’dance you bottom feeding pig”…only they aren’t even getting paid for this…

This is SO beneath what I think a celeb should do or how a celeb should conduct themselves. If they aren’t getting paid for this, then they dumb.

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The one thing I don’t understand about Nina Agdal, or gold digging opportunist sluts, is that these rich guys are fucking idiots.

This immigrant turned SI model, despite not being interesting or hot, but SI isn’t necessarily one to scrutinize too much on the hotness of their models, they know their co-sign will confuse people into thinking they are hotter than they are.

Kate Upton is a prime example of that…I mean that bitch was just one large and sloppy back for her existence yet everyone thought she was this gift from fucking heaven….and she was still hotter than Nina Agdal, the forehead as I like to call her, cuz she looks retarded, like full Downs retarded….

Anyway, back to the rich guys…so this now too old to be coveted by anyone under the age of 60 was with some rich Miami guy, before ditching him for LEO DICAPRIO like a slut trying to date up, only to not get knocked up by LEO cuz he’s a fag, but instead dropped off as the failure she is…..only to pull her tits back up and out, to use on some other rich dude, who thought it was cool that he was getting pussy that was good enough for LEO.

If I was a rich guy looking for pussy, I’d hire recruiters, or model scouts, to find girls who do their first gold digging on me.

I’m not understanding why a rich dude is out there buying table scraps….

Because when it comes to pussy, being used up by other rich guys who threw them away, knowing they could have knocked them up, screams damaged goods.

I don’t need to be ESKIMO brothers or whatever it is called with Leo, I want my gold digger to be on her inaugeral voyage…I don’t need her weathered, broken down, not quite as wonderful as her maiden journey in gold digging…with all those battle wounds and a bed full of bugs….

So all I see when I see Nina and her tits is some REAL used up garbage, tits out or not, this shit smells of desperate for money, whore pussy filled with stale fucking cum, that values herself high up there, like she deserves a rich guy to mooch off of…so bad she’s become a professional at getting them, when really she’s expired milk…not even worthy of being turned into yogurt or sour cream or processed cheese or whatever they do to rotten milk to give it more life…

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Nina Agdal is such low hanging fruit trash. No one under 30 even knows she exists because who gives a fuck abotu Sports Illustrated Swim, that shit didn’t pay her, it just put her on the map for rich guys who wanted her as their pussy hole. Acccomplishments….

But like any big foreheaded retard with good tits, the tits are still worth looking at, even if you feel bad about it as it hits rocks together in the corner of the park to entertain its retard self…because we are resilient and we don’t fold when it comes to good tits…even if the host body is in a vegetative state due to missing a chromosome.

WE CAN OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES!

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The older Nina Agdal gets the shittier her face gets which is funny because she had a shitty face to begin with. I used to say that she looked like a retard, full retard, I guess you can’t say retard anymore….so I’ll say WATERHEAD or CORKY or DOWNSEY….but I realized she actually looks like the dog filter from Snapchat and I am here waiting for her tongue to stick out when she tries to smile….the same tongue that may have licked Leo Dicaprios unshowered asshole because if you were Leo DiCaprio dating some bottom feeding SI garbage, you’d make her eat your shit caked asshole too….and the best thing about it is that she’d do it…nothing to crazy for a loser trying to live that awesome celeb life.

That said, she met Christie Brinkley’s rich as shit son at some SI event and has managed to mooched her way into their Hamptons house, because that’s what sugar babies do….the model son rather than the pro athlete…whatever works….I am sure both are better than when she used to sit in the corner of the playground in her helmet hitting rocks together, rocking back and forth as she drooled…

This bitch is some dog shit….with a dog face…and she’s old….put her to pasture…Old Yeller.

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I am not a fan of Nina Agdal she looks like a retard to me…..but she probably pretends to be an influencer now that the model thing is over for her….where she gives master class seminars in gold digging….but this is her ass….teaching you how to gold dig….

I assume her course involves – step 1 is get that Sports Illustrated job to legitimize yourself….step 2 is go to all the events that rich men will be at…step 3 find an a-lister to get press that you’re dating to make the other rich guys think you are premium…..and all this has to be done within a a timeline you gotta respect because by 30 no one will want to knock you up and your plan of that rich life gets foiled…unless you find yourself a real fucking rich loser to brain wash…using all those marketing talking points to rope him in like Agdal has because she’s over 30….and is living that rich life…with a rich boyfriend…

Her ass looks good though….even if the rest of her is pretty trash…

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