Nina Agdal is trying to keep the bikini dreams alive…I guess because she’s trying to impress her boyfriend and potential mother-in-law, or maybe grandmother to her children, because it’s around that time for Nina Agdal to procreate with a rich person, and the rich person she’s working is the son of Christie Brinkley, who you saw IN BATHING SUIT WITH HER DAUGHTER yesterday…

You know someone who may not understand why she looks handicapped retarded, but who looks handicapped retarded…but who understands that bikini models need rich guys to maintain their lifestyles like his mom did, and is something I guess he wants to contribute to and giveback to…

Nina Agdal is living the American Dream…from Denmark, where she was seen as a retarded person, because of her big head, she was able to get fit and show off her body in bikini for the Sports Illustrated people, and they liked her, felt sorry for her, and gave her work because of inclusivity – retards with hot bodies shouldn’t be neglected the same rights as non retards…even in bikini modeling…it’s the American way…everyone is equal…if they are white…and hot and rich

She went on to date rich guys, celebrities, and now some rich Christie Brinkley son…where she jumps on boats and hides her retard face like she should – mainly cuz she’s old..

I just wonder if she chronically masturbates like a retard, I had to work in a high school program helping retards, and they would all masturbate all the time…she looks like the type…it’s probably how she got her work visa

Living the American Dream

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Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

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It’s Swim Week in Miami, which may be over by now, seeing as it is Monday, even if everyday sort of blends into the next when you’re an obese jobless loser…as all these women sort of blend into each other because they are doing the same hustle…while these ones who were famous for bikinis before instagram still exist…but the aging process of them getting doughy at 30 becomes far less interesting…

Instagram hit big in 2013-2014, so that’s 4 or 5 years ago, and they were already famous for being in bikinis at the time, so they were probably in their mid to late 20s pretending to be in their early 20s and now 4-5 years later likely in their mid to late 30s…are starting to look like they are in their early 30s…pretending to be 30 because they have to commit to their fake age but the body has a more challenging time at that…it’s a bad liar….

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Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

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Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late…

Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved.

It’s a tactic…you know.

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Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism…

She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around…

Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you.

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Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

Here’s her racy content…

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Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them.

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It may be Christmas but updating the site with bikini pics of sluts who produce their half naked pics all the fucking time makes it pretty easy for me to post them up and make fun of them for being old haggard and far uglier than they appear to be which in Nina Agdals case is pretty ugly…thanks to that retard face or should I call her simple…isn’t that the politically correct way…even though everyone will get offended by everything…

We are waiting for people to be offended by Ots a wonderful life instead of seeing it as a timeless story…that can inspire us all…to not kill ourselves…

In the meantime we can watch Nina self promoting, working on Christmas for that JEWISH money she tries to fuck everyday day of the year so that everyday is Christmas for her and I guess it’s Christmas for you.

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Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance.

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Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string

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Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation….

She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like…

Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”….

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Nina Agdal is a classy old, tired, expired model who is barely a model…showing you how to land a rich dude, get published in Sports Illustrated, ride whatever coattails you can, get as far as you can, eventually get on Leo’s dick cuz he’s burned through every other girl out there and he needs to keep up his homo lie…befriend old model who thinks you are relatable….cuz you are the new her, just more retarded looking…some make a wish shit…and end up with her pervert son….

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How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do…

The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms…

What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already..

Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker…

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Nina Agdal has found her twin in Marnie the Dog

I know that’s mean to say about poor Marnie the rescue who got famous and exploited by his parents at its old age…

People embraced Marnie and Nina Agdal is now mooching the fuck off of the poor dog because once you mooch off Leo dicaprio and Christie Brinkley’s son and all the other men she’s sugar babied. She’s not that rich from being a SI model. Not bad for a retard looking waterhead…

Poor Marnie. Shameless Nina. Trash.

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Disabled models are a thing now. You see women with skin disorders, amputations, wheel chair bound, autism and even Down’s Syndrome…but Nina Agdal was there first..

It is the one thing she’s done, the one accomplishment she as under her belt, in her repertoire, beyond just leveraging that Sports Illustrated celebrity, that is barely a celebrity, since Sports Illustrated is dead and instagram has allowed every bitch in a bikini to be a bikini model, not needing that stamp of approval from some struggling and floundering magazine, allowing people to be self start no names who don’t need big media to give their half nakedness approval…

But it does help when you want to use a resume or a C.V. to get you rich dudes, and famous dudes, to fuck you…

From Leo DiCaprio to Christie Brinkley’s son….Nina Agdal’s done it…all with Down’s Syndrome forehead…pretty impressive…all it took was tits…

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